Tried to go to the liquor store tonight at 10:05pm. Nope. Can't do that. God (Joseph Smith) forbid I might want to have a drink in the privacy of my own home. I mean, we all know that makes you an alcoholic. The liquor stores are owned and operated by the State of Utah. Yeah, you read that right. And not only that, here are the hours: 10am to 10pm Monday through Saturday.
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Joseph Smith isn't God. Jesus is God. Well, not exactly. He's more like A God. Or one of many, but there's only One.
ReplyDeleteOh hell.
I'm not sure what you were doing out after dark anyway. I think that respectable Utahans are in bed by then.
I think it's just Utahn, because it's pronounced "Yoo-Tahn".
ReplyDelete10-10 six days a week are pretty legit hours. I think it's a little odd that Indiana had theirs open so late, actually.
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